ShobieShy - Shower Thoughts

Bandcamp: https://shobieshy.bandcamp.com/track/shower-thoughts Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShobieShy Lyrics: [Verse 1] I’m walking down the street, no signs showing The instability ticking, this wicked mind’s going I keep it at bay but tonight it’s nice knowing ya I take a little break and break into a smile glowing I’ll steal all of Rainbow’s food until she’s getting famished Then make her fly twice as long so her wings are permanently damaged Leave her burned bolts uniform on her front porch ‘n Then put it all in her scrapbook so she can always absorb it I’ll have Pinkie throw a party but tell her the wrong date So she ends up all alone and empty deflating her long mane Use electroshock therapy on her fucking face So she can never smile again and mind never a sunny place I’ll make Applejack take a nap with a slap to her face, ow Hate fuck her brains out then break her fuckin’ legs, ow Import some better apples and run her out of business Wait for Granny Smith to kick it, then laugh at her existence [Verse 2] I’ll shave Rarity bald in her sleep, I call it Rare sheep Then burn all her fabric all for mon cheri I’ll tie her to a chair and watch her makeup run As I drown her fucking cat laughin’. This day’s not done. I’ll pour concrete into rabbit holes in the winter So Fluttershy thinks she failed and starts getting more bitter I’ll put a cardboard cutout of tirek on her front lawn So she starves herself and animals waiting until it’s gone I’ll make Twilight watch me burn her books page by page Make her say my name as I explain her friends fates How courageous she acts when she’s got the support But alone she’s just pathetic, And finally I will break her horn And Celestia, I’ll cut out your tongue and lecture ya Make ya send ya sister to the moon again prepare yourself I’ll make spike send you the bodies and the next nightfall I’ll snap your horn too, bitch, now who’s the god?

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